PAYROLL & HAZARD PAY OFFICE
Swipe your badge. Get counted.
Everyone holding USUDG on Robinhood Chain is on the roster — in full view of Payroll. No connecting, no signing, no paperwork you can't read: paste your address and get counted. Every employee gets paid — 0.5% of the fees on every transaction route into a pool and split equally across the roster. Hold 100,000 USUDG and you also qualify for hazard pay — the airdrop, for working conditions like these.
BADGE, PLEASE
PAYROLL SQUINTS. THAT IS NOT A VALID ADDRESS.
READ-ONLY. PAYROLL NEVER ASKS YOU TO CONNECT, SIGN, OR APPROVE ANYTHING.
YOUR ADDRESS STAYS IN THIS BROWSER. IT IS SHOWN TO NO ONE BUT YOU.
THE PEG HAS NOT CLOCKED IN YET
No contract address on file.
USUDG has not launched. There is no CA — any CA you see today is a fake timecard, and Payroll shreds fake timecards. When the peg clocks in, this page reads the chain directly and lights up on its own: live roster, your balance, your hazard-pay status. Your badge has been noted. Payroll forgets nothing.
PAYROLL IS AT LUNCH
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YOUR TIMECARD
Counting your tokens…
AWAITING
COUNT
The roster.
TOP HOLDERS · LIVE FROM ROBINHOOD CHAIN
| # | EMPLOYEE | HOLDING | % OF SUPPLY | HAZARD PAY |
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HAZARD PAY IS APPROVED AT 100,000 USUDG. THE STAMP IS APPLIED BY PAYROLL AND CANNOT BE APPEALED.
HOLDER DISTRIBUTIONS BEGIN AFTER MIGRATION (≈1 EPOCH — THE FEE WINDOW HAS RULES).
DATA READ DIRECTLY FROM ROBINHOOD CHAIN AND ITS PUBLIC EXPLORER. THIS PAGE HOLDS NO FUNDS AND GRANTS NO APPROVALS.